{"id":788,"date":"2015-08-20T18:07:09","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T18:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaboobsgirls.com\/blog\/?p=788"},"modified":"2015-08-20T18:07:09","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T18:07:09","slug":"enormous-boobs-dopness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/megaboobsgirls.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/20\/enormous-boobs-dopness\/","title":{"rendered":"Enormous boobs dopness"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh No. No. No. No.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve been thinking about this for a long time, and I know it\u2019ll be expensive, but I\u2019ve never really been comfortable with my breasts as they are-\u201d<\/p>\n

Be supportive. She\u2019s just getting a reduction. It\u2019s not unexpected. Don\u2019t be an asshole.<\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, are you OK?\u201d<\/p>\n

Besupportivebesupportive\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course, baby. What did the surgeon say?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, he thinks, what with all the excess skin I\u2019ve got, I should be able to go to two thousand or twenty-five hundred with my first set on implants, no problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

Besupportivebesuppor- wait, what?<\/p>\n

\u201cImplants?\u201d<\/p>\n

Jesus.<\/p>\n

\u201cFIRST SET?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, yeah.<\/p>\n

What did you think I was going to say?\u201d<\/p>\n

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